couch surfing

i am madly in love with the cast of the The Real Housewives of New Jersey, well except for Danielle (puke) cannot wait until the second part of the reunion...almost makes me want to move and become jersey fresh...almost

always a bridesmaid, never a bride

i swear i am not some crazy bridezilla, im totally single and ready to mingle, however, i came across this super cute farm wedding theme and had to show you what an adorable idea this was. all the bridesmaids in cowboy boots, i die love it love it love it!

i do.....

cant wait to find mine:)
this adorable couple got engaged inside a photo booth! what a great way to have your love recorded forever!

Someones in the kitchen with Dina

this photog is genius....i guess they all don't end happily ever after
photos by Dian Goldstein

laughy taffy

I just discoved i am not the only drunk TDTM'er out there
check out this website if you want to laugh till you pee your panties :)

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

(918): you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
(1-918): Woah.
(918): that's not how you spell hell yes.

(724): also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

(347): I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.

the absence of you....

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for-tuna

lunch!!