laughy taffy

I just discoved i am not the only drunk TDTM'er out there
check out this website if you want to laugh till you pee your panties :)

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

(918): you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
(1-918): Woah.
(918): that's not how you spell hell yes.

(724): also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

(347): I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.